last name

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Cher and Madonna don't have one, and the Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Everyone always spells my last name wrong.

by Mike the Ekim May 8, 2005

Obama's last name

Possibly the biggest mystery humanity will never find the answer to.

Guy: Hey bro, what's Obama's last name?
Guy 2: It's...... oh shit.

by obamabruhladen September 15, 2019

Person 1: Hey what's Obama's last name?
Person 2: It's "Care"

by Tsar Dudebro II September 21, 2019

The three unsolved mysteries are

Area 51
Bermuda Triangle
And Obama's last name

by LeilaSP October 6, 2019

It Obama. His full name is Obama Obama

Person 1: What's Obama's last name?
Person 2: It's Obama
Person 1: So his name is Obama Obama?
Person 2: Yes

by SmallYtu March 16, 2020

Guy: hey do you know what’s Obama’s last name is?
Other Guy: nobody knows

by Gokeez September 14, 2019

President, you see obama is often referred to as Mr. President, implying its his last name, therefore obamas last name is President.

Mike: whats Obama's last name?
Eric: President
Mike: so his full name is Obama President?
Eric: yeah

by BrunostLars June 24, 2021